Just a typical night on Xbox LIVE. (Taken with instagram)

Silenced Barrett .50cal MOAB: 34 - 0

This is all me, ch-ch-ch-yeah!

Got a message on Xbox LIVE last night saying “Mellow out, killer. It’s Christmas.”

Just hit 11,000 deaths… Damn… (Taken with instagram)

How? How am I supposed to win with team mates like this? Seriously… How?

Having to make up all the kills for your team because none of them can go positive is such hard work. 

Nonetheless, I needed the win, currently on a 75 win streak. 

I have no idea what this means, anyone care to enlighten me?

(Just some of the retarded shit you get for kicking arse and taking names on Xbox LIVE)

It is not about losing games because your entire team can’t manage to get more kills than deaths…

And if I’m already 4th prestige level 23, and the game has been out for less than a month, how can the level calculator possibly think it’s going to take me 16.9 years to get to 10th prestige level 80?

If only I had played as well at the beginning of this game as I have been for the past week, my K/D would actually be somewhere between 3-5 instead of a puny 1.8.

This is how you level up quickly; it’s all about the challenges ladies and gentlemen. 

M.O.A.B. Boom!

Worst S&D Team Mates, Ever. (Taken with instagram)