July 2012
The life of a lonely bloke.
Laying in bed eating a bacon sarnie whilst watching New Girl and wishing I had someone to spend my time with.
Such a soppy loser.
I effectively have an iPhone paperweight...
Couldn’t have possibly happened at a worse time, either.
It’s my only source of contact for work, and I can’t afford a new phone as I have other things that I need to pay for.
Why now? Why couldn’t it have happened a month ago or 3 months down the line?
Cheers life, for taking a dump on my chest just when things were going good.
My iPhone has crashed and put itself into recovery...
Does this mean I’ll lose all of my contacts/apps/music/photos?
Need to come up with some kind of exercise regime...
Although I have absolutely no idea where to begin.
I’ve only ever done any kind of exercise that I deemed as “fun”, such as skating, BMXing, sexercise and boozing.
Boozing is totally exercise by the way. I don’t care what anyone says.
Sorry if my existence offends you.
I seem to have lost 60/70 odd followers since posting stuff more relevant to me, my life, and my plans.
Wait… Nevermind.
I’m not sorry at all.
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Just over 6 weeks until I'll be off to sunny Spain...
That means I have 6 weeks to get a decent “beach body”. Looks like I’ll actually have to do some kind of exercise instead of just boozing.
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London Saturday. Arrive for midday, hit the pubs...
Does a man really need any plans other than that?
Just got given some sex dice. Now to find someone...
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Anonymous asked: this is a bit random but have you ever taken drugs? what were they and do you still take any now if you have?
Way too hungover for today, I'm going back to bed....
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My dick is too big, there's a big band theory...
Woken up by a pocket call and now I can't get back...
Looks like I’ll have to play my new game that just arrived in the post, then crack open a few brewskies and get my drink on.
Well… After cleaning the house and cutting the grass at least…
If I ever have a kid and he wants to play online...
Tonight is going to be a beer, fajitas and Xbox...
Can’t complain.
Most people's ideal holiday is a trip to France....
Is it weird that I often find myself laughing at...
